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We love avocados, but we love avocado memes even more, because we love avocados.
Whether you want to add it to your best dishes or stick it on your face, an avocado never disappoints. This is a collection of the funniest avocado memes on the internet. Just another reason to remind ourselves that we are eating too much avocados instead of saving money for a house.
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I know you are fired up and ready to feed on our hilarious avocado memes but before you do, let me quickly remind your why everyone is sooo obsessed with avocados.
7 Delicious Reasons You should be eating an avocado right now
- They are super healthy and stinking rich with nutrients
- They are the reason why all fats are not totally deadly. As they say, avocado fat is the good kind of fat.
- They have soo much fiber mangoes are afraid they will be replaced. To be exact, avocados contain 7 g of dietary fiber.
- Avocados actually lower your cholesterol levels. To put this in perspective, any other fat will get your cholesterol meter on steroids.
- You can intermarry them with literally any meal. I wish I could say the same for you mister margarine.
- They put your blood pressure in check. Thanks to their high potassium content.
- They are fleeking tasty. All healthy foods are usually horrible tasting, except avocados.
Source: Odyssey
1. Loving avocados is a calling but mostly it means having to spend an entire day trying to find the perfect one…
2. This is important because not all avocados are good. Some are actually forbidden…
3. Some are cursed…
4. And some may be lonely frogs pretending to be avocados in the hope that someone will pick them…
5. But at the end of a long day, you always find the perfect one…
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6. Especially this kind of avocado…
7. Finding the perfect avocado is only half the hard work, though. The other half is ensuring that you eat them immediately they are ready. Because if you don’t…
8. In fact, avocados only need a minute to be useless…
9. Nonetheless, they are still very vital. Apart from ensuring even the worst dish becomes edible, they can also prevent robbery…
10. Additionally, they make it very easy for your dream girl to say yes….
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11. Even more exciting, they lighten up your day when everyone else is trying to dim it…
12. That is why you should never let anyone limit the number of avocados you can eat..
13. Because even if you eat only one avocado, you still won’t be able to please everyone…
14. Disappointingly though, ladies will always make it hard for you to stay loyal to avocados …
15. Instead of finding avocado in your githeri, you find it on her face…
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16. Even more disheartening, they never want to call you Mr. Avocado man…
17. That is why if you have such a lady, it is better to divorce them and marry an avocado…
18. But whatever you do, don’t you ever call your avocado wife fat…
19. Because she will leave you and never come back again.
